Did you know about Stephen Yelle?

Lets consult the checklist


Hasn't worked in at least 10 years
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Collects government money
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Brags about smoking weed
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Hates their parents for some random arbitrary reason
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Swears they're better than everyone else despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary
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do I need to go on?

Yeah not one bit of that is true

Try hard loser