tell you what lisa, lets make a deal:

my dad just bought me a new inkjet printer. i haven't had a chance to try the bad boy out. u send me a nice 25-35 minute video of you fucking that delicious pussy of yours, i'll screenshot every frame of the video and print them out. i'll cum on every one (probably thousands of photos) and scan them and turn them into a text book. i'll get them put together binder style or something at kinkos and send them out to you. i'll pay shipping and everything what do u say?