Quote Originally Posted by steveyosmtalk View Post
I'm going to not only grace you with a reply but I'm going to tell you what I've been doing for the past well 3 hours, the 2 hours before that I was playing second life with a girl and voice chatting wtih ruby adn deso and then for hte past 3 hours I was talking to the girl who I've known for yeaaaarrrrs THROUGH SECOND LIFE HAHA FUCK YOU via skype voice chat via my windows 10 lumia 640 via skype connection via t-mobile hotspot $20.00 a month ok anyway long story short the non-insane posters here know the real me and what's real and what isn't and for those of you who don't I'm actually a very cool person irl but am a legit 28 year old virgin and this girl confirmed tonight that I'm not that far off from getting my v-card taken, and listen to me folks my dick is 5 inches long and barely more than 1 inches wide that's when hard, and I had this girl grab a ruler and look to make damn sure she knew how small that was, and she's fine with that, she's physically attracted to me believe it or not and she's not fat in the slightest believe it or not and she's a real female btw not even joking I wish it wasn't true but it's not a trap unfortunlately it's a real girl like deso anyway the point is she's known the real me for years she's even known the gimmick me for years I am legit for real confirmed to not be a virgin for life, so let's use this thread to all break teh fourth wall and celebrate me finally oh she said I can lick her ass and I'm pretty sure I didn't ask but if you wanna know I'll tell ya when I know but I think she'll piss in my mouth like just keep in mind this won't be an uncomfortable nerd gay shit it will be as freaky deaky as she wants it to be and I will be covered head to toe in her cum anyway fuck this is so cool damn

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im happy for you fjs wins again