Here's something good I wrote earlier though, i think it may be a break through in physics,

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i speed read paragraphs in 1-2 seconds, bitch, if you tried to read literature at the level of complexity that I do, the sentence structure would exceed the number of regions your brain has for keeping ideas in short term memory and you'd start hitting your head
becuse youre genetically inferior i have the brain of an overman, the ubermenschen,