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    she's going to kill him and it's going to be hilarious
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    my first reaction was 'no he'll kill her first for talking to the mailman' but yeah, in situations like this the 'master' doesn't have enough willpower. he'd never put down his 'pet'
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    Stop being mean or you'll make the little guy mad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
    my first reaction was 'no he'll kill her first for talking to the mailman' but yeah, in situations like this the 'master' doesn't have enough willpower. he'd never put down his 'pet'
    yeah eventually she'll snap and cut his throat in his sleep
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    lol, this is still going on

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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    lol, this is still going on

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    and on that day I will break Israels bow in Jezreel Vale.
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    Bring back cat avatar guy and herp that faggot pansy jon
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    pope lew and michael steaks are the only posts i look forward to. thanks guys. maybe if cags comes back things will change for the better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    pope lew and michael steaks are the only posts i look forward to. thanks guys. maybe if cags comes back things will change for the better.
    But Christians arent carried hither and thither by every wind of teaching.
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    Last edited by juji; 07-14-2016 at 08:22 PM.
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    looks like fanfare got jealous of jon's cop killing score and tried to top it in baton rouge

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    came here to say that Haley loftin better be safe!

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    What about that desolation girl is she ok
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    desolation lives in hartford I think
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    drssoh went to George Mason, university and lives in Baltimore now.

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    I thought she lived in scotland
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    Quote Originally Posted by juji View Post
    ..... even she cannot dump on wc while youre showering, if I were Jon and I make rules, I tell to my cag if she eats more than 3 pieces of pizza in one day, I will put a bullet on her forehead since Cag has kind of disorder behavior which she always obeys me. An obedient girl.
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    3 pieces of pizza, an obedient girl.
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    If i were jon, i would put a bullet on my own forehead
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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz View Post
    What about that desolation girl is she ok
    i'm fine

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    I thought she lived in scotland
    i wish
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    desolation lives in hartford I think
    never fucking again. weirdest month of my life for reasons i dont want to post here though.

    and yeh Angelina's Pizza is great
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garfield View Post
    3 pieces of pizza, an obedient girl.
    whoa i posted about pizza 2 hours after u
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    Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
    drssoh went to George Mason, university and lives in Baltimore now.
    i still dream of her.
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    sorry for the multiquotes boys btw fuck jon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
    never fucking again. weirdest month of my life for reasons i dont want to post here though.

    and yeh Angelina's Pizza is great
    you've never seen a major metro that completely empties out at 7:30 before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jon View Post
    in fact he had zero combat experience, was never assigned an infantry MOS, and despite being in the guard for six years was still only PFC which means he was demoted or held back because he should have been a staff sergeant by then, and reports of him sexually harassing female soldiers corroborates that

    he literally call of duty'd a cop with vidya-tier skills. guess its probably fairly easy considering cops are all bluster and no backbone

    one of the first pistol drills everyone learns for competition or self-defense is the mozambique drill which the cop should have done without hesitation, but he fucked it up

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8QrWm3Acc0

    at that distance with all those shots popping off he never knew micah closed distance and feigned to the other side, he'd be completely deafened and unable to hear footsteps like in cs:go
    I heard on the news that that cop was only there because he had run up to try and take him on by himself and got blasted, literally me in video games

    Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
    a girl on the internet so desperate for attention she shows herself smearing her pussy blood on a canvas in gush format, recording herself pissing for an obvious troll (whom she knew would post all the content here), masturbating for someone she clearly finds unattractive, as well as countless amounts other degrading events.

    in real life, she eagerly reveals herself as a chronically depressed, parent abusive, relationship cheating, drug addled, mentally ill stripper that has no problem getting "raped" by strangers.

    instead of saying "sad. this bitch needs help" or just getting a few laughs by trolling her into squirting a gallon of Windex into her orifices

    you say "what a turn on! look at this helpless slut being manipulated by men so easily! shes fucked around with general doli, teknorat, Cam - i want sloppy 16ths! what a revolting whore she is, i want her to suck my cock and make her my bitch! if i simply put a roof over her head she'll be allllll mine"

    jon never addressed why he became attracted and in love so quickly after admiring her being abused must have been love at first tinychat. cag also deleted everyone off the net as soon as she met jon i'm sure he had no impact on that decision.
    jon only started talking to cag because 1) he playing DayZ with her with me and tek and 2) after teknorat posted the period sign he messaged her asking if she was ok, so this is only happening because of a trifecta of DayZ, teknorats trolling and baneposting


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    Quote Originally Posted by jazz View Post
    I thought she lived in scotland
    No he screwed ruby's sister on a trip to Scotland where he stayed with ruby's family. He left his seed in Scotland, but not his body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you've never seen a major metro that completely empties out at 7:30 before?
    ummm nope

    and that sign is repulsive and makes me uncomfortable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
    ummm nope

    and that sign is repulsive and makes me uncomfortable.
    what sign is that
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    "the planet is not one consistently dispursed ball of hydrogen gas, but much like shrek, has layers."

    found barry's reddit account https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlike...r_is_a/d5hkfy7
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