where were YOU when garfield was going through his health issues??

i love you too maks. :)

[maks]

tell me about the pills they have to take and all the intrusive indignities and pokes and proddings I want to read about your suffering stop trying to be funny you're no good at it

[maks]

post pictures of your scars

im here for you

message me whenever you feel like your old self again

just let the intimate moment exist, take the veil back off

[maks]

I see a lot of stevey's gimmick from 2007 and not a lot of scar pictures from a guy who's writing 15 paragraph diatribes about the importance of original content

remove the veil

[maks]

have you been feeling sick lately what are the odds of a relapse or some sort of infection setting in

[maks]

make us your livejournal for a while lets examine the pain of garfield

[maks]

did your mother cry when you first told her? mine probably would

just be yourself

[maks]

I'm being myself and you're not answering any of my questions

[maks]

did you cry when you told your mom? I probably wouldn't, I'm a man.

[maks]

show me on the doll where the bad man in the white coat hurt you with his scalpel

live a little

[maks]

get cancer again that was fun for me

youre not going to hurt my feelings i have god as my shield

[maks]

did you have a catheter

no they said i would have to use one but my dick is literally so strong it healed itself and i can ejaculate over 20 feet

[maks]

how about a colostomy bag

ugh no i dont care just stop replying to me its starting to creep me out

[maks]

when you were laid up did you have to have a nurse stick her finger up your ass and remove the shit like they do for quadriplegics

[maks]

totally irrelevant but i had to tell somebody and this comment was on the screen, but i just ate a jelly belly pear flavoured bean and i swear it even had like the texture of an actual pear, like, you know, kinda grainy and soft apple like, but like, squishy, like it had gone off somehow. it was really weird and kind of threw me off. unless you adore slightly off pears its probably something best avoided.

[Desolation]

good stuff guys but will i b remembered 4 my posts or my sluttyness?

[maks]

you'll be remembered for your trolling book report

maks just HAD to reply to me it ate at him for 12 hours he just couldnt take it anymore

I was giving a shit while the retards teknorat and monde insisted it was a troll, those tards insisted that garfeels made it up to troll me and I told them they were retards and teknorat said, "well we'll see won't we?" And having already seen ample evidence that he is in fact retarded I said, "Yes we will, retard." And then I hung up on him because he's a really dumb loser. Like they are so god damn stupid that I do not even consider them to be the same species as me.

I love Garfeels and I knew he'd be one of the ones to beat it.

[juji]

I was giving a shit while the retards teknorat and monde insisted it was a troll, those tards insisted that garfeels made it up to troll me and I told them they were retards and teknorat said, "well we'll see won't we?" And having already seen ample evidence that he is in fact retarded I said, "Yes we will, retard." And then I hung up on him because he's a really dumb loser. Like they are so god damn stupid that I do not even consider them to be the same species as me.

I love Garfeels and I knew he'd be one of the ones to beat it.

You should not have mentioned this son of a fucking bitch

You should not have mentioned this son of a fucking bitch

It was just to point out what an actual retard he is.