Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
rootbeer is the 2nd most alpha male here.

look, every single one of us has fallen madly in love with lisa. it's unavoidable. she's the 2nd most perfect catch for us guys. but rootbeer won her heart. we lost the lisa sweepstakes since we were not as alluring and charming as him.
SHES TROUBLE WITH A CAPITAL T MORE LIKE IT.