I haven't had a proper computer for 3 months
I was in an airport like three months ago living my high flying jet-setting lifestyle
was charging my laptop and some pushy gook comes up and knocks it off the bench and shatters the screen trying to plug in his iphone
didn't even say sorry, I just gave him an angry look and he mumbled some ching-chong noises and looked at the floor and disappeared 2 seconds later