I offered cag a Fanta pineapple soda, which she wanted, and jon gave her some weird look. then she didn't want it. later i thought we were alone and i said if you want that just take it, take both(there was also a strawberry). we were not alone, jon was around the corner of the office. he comes in tilted forward like hes running, slams into my chest, pulls a gun on me, and tells me to mind my own business or he'll mind it for me.