once I put a bullet vibrator up my ass and it started moving further and further up my butt and when I realized it was going on a wee adventure into my colon I suddenly thrust my fingers up my ass and fished it out but in the space of about a quarter of a second as my hands were going down there I pictured having to explain to my dad what had happened so he'd take me to the hospital and they'd get it out of me but thankfully it was not that far up and I've made sure to not let anything go all the way into my asshole since