i keep baking fucking cakes. this pink wig tart keeps me up nights and
since i can't jack off any more since the operation i just keep fucking
making cakes. everyone at the office thinks that i'm some sort of faggot
becuase i bring in cakes every day. they're all fat forty-five year old
tits-sagging-to-the-floor soccer moms and if they knew that cake-baking was
my masturbatory substitute they probably wouldn't even eat them. probably
also if they knew i pissed in the cake mix.