steveyos (pronounced steve-yos) lies on the floor, his hands bound roughly to the chair behind him, lying on its side in the middle of a former CIA dungeon. *internet walks in, her flipflops slapping the concrete as she confidently and intelligently approaches the pathetically gout infested steven yelle.

"here have a bitcoin", she says as she whips a holographic bitcoin at his greasy locks. he hollers in pain, the echo dying instantaneously. the walls, soundproofed.