Retards here

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

a cop followed me in just now and even though I was holding my license out the window next to my parking sticker telling him I just went to wal mart ther'es grociers in mah van mah receipt is right here officuh but he was black so even though I had all the proof including keys and he had a cop car with a computer that tells him my entire life he still left saying ok as long as you livea heya suh and I'm just like uggghhhh now I have to go back outside and smoke weed right at my van not even hide cause I know he's gonna swoop back so I want him to see me smoking weed and there will also be a knife in my pocket it's the same shit that happens every night without issue now I'm about to go get shot by a black cop with all the proof that I'm innocent right in my pocket and it'll never make the news

[Battery Bits]

a cop followed me in just now and even though I was holding my license out the window next to my parking sticker telling him I just went to wal mart ther'es grociers in mah van mah receipt is right here officuh but he was black so even though I had all the proof including keys and he had a cop car with a computer that tells him my entire life he still left saying ok as long as you livea heya suh and I'm just like uggghhhh now I have to go back outside and smoke weed right at my van not even hide cause I know he's gonna swoop back so I want him to see me smoking weed and there will also be a knife in my pocket it's the same shit that happens every night without issue now I'm about to go get shot by a black cop with all the proof that I'm innocent right in my pocket and it'll never make the news

lol good plan