literally nobody here will get it because you all drive pussy cars to pussy jobs such as computers or computers but they weren't built to be driven with a lot of weight in them so they grip you don't get that my van literally I scrape the ground with my gloves scraping pavement under my tires it's black not white snow's gone ice is gone but there's no grip so it just spins and turns the ground into ice again it's literally I am seriously the van cannot go anywhere in the snow without weight in it that's why this is hilarious but until you experience it you still will read this thinking they can go in the snow with no weight in them ya know I'm gonna have to do this joke at playgrounds to get any laughs