carlos mencia feel free to steal this joke I gotta share it now cause it's too funny and I'll forget before I get to the stage

[juji]

Carlos Mencia is not Mexican, and his first name is Ned

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

oh I was also thinking about how I never remember seeing a van on the side of the road fixing a flat tire like people might argue the nigger tires that are always flat could be better cause if they blow you don't drop down as far but even though van tires have bigger air when is the last time you seen one I had a fucking screw in my tire it was losing air almost all the way every 24 hours they simply plugged it 20 bucks giant fucking hole cause it was a screw and all the way in and in a shitty spot meanwhile I'm still going 85mph on the highway no blowouts

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

18 wheelers are a different story btw they just shouldn't exist and we should just fucking make more people do work and have more farms and local shit