I came to say I'm finally going to Walmart for a pack of american spirit dark green

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

parody thread but it's true I really am then I'm gonna stop at taco bell and get two or three or four or five crunchy fritos burritos

[Desolation]

have fun stay warm

[Desolation]

you couldnt pay me to walk into walmart and associate with plugdrugs people

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

lol I would much rather be able to cash out perk tv for like health food stores and shit but wal mart's the best option at the moment and it's the only place around here open 24/7 so I like to go at 3 in the morning and watch all the plug drugs because I can beat them all up so I is ain't afraid last time some guy was shouting where are you somebody you said you'd meet me here or some shit he was walking around the store idk if he was quoting a movie or what anyway it's great except most of the products on the shelves are damaged like tim's hole gotta check seals and shit and even then you're not buying real food so yeah fuck wal mart I agree

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

actually the gas station next door is open 24/7 but they don't take walmart credit if I had $$$ I'd go there

Last time I went to Walmart a junkie mom overdosed and smashed her head on the floor and she bled on my new coat. I literally don't know how to relate to other people without making things about me.

Very good parody btw 10/10

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

lmfao

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

dontw rory everyone feel free 2 post your great wal mart stories itt

[CAG <3]

i haven't been to Walmart in years.

[Wendy <3]

That's because you're not allowed to leave your house anymore

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

the staff's actually cool there I told the guy that the ash tray outside was smoking he's like oh cool party time excellent maybe I'll throw water on it idk thanks then on the way out he was like yeah had to pour some water on that actually lol and then the other guy said next time just throw gas on it

[Wendy <3]

I'm never gonna be mean to cart avatar guy again i mean like never

[Goodtouch MyDaughter]

same

[Wendy <3]

I changed my mind i just remembered who she is

[juji]

i haven't been to Walmart in years.

Because Jon wont allow you to escape to anywhere

[Desolation]

Ncuz jon door lock

[Desolation]

It's been a while since we addressed this how do u just marry a down on her luck mebtallly Ill girl within 3 months of watching her msdturbate and paint with period blood u gotta have some low confidence when that's who ur gonna capture smh

Wut

[Desolation]

It's been a while since we astressed this how did cag find this forum and if she came from lizard land how did she find that awful place

[Desolation]

Wut

This girl with the cute kstew gimmick got captured by Jon and married since he saw her as weak and helpless is not a joke this forum has some real fucking issues lately honestly actually

Oh no :(

[Desolation]

So glad you're back I can't wait to get out of traffic so I can masturbate to memories of you flashing Fyrestorm dzk alextide davekap on stickam

[Desolation]

Dtts been. A while since we addressed this how do people spill things like stop bumping shit over

[Poopalew]

Dtts been. A while since we addressed this how do people spill things like stop bumping shit over

Consider three main threats.

I don't even know

[Poopalew]

I don't even know

Think how Jesus disciples must have felt when they could not cure a boy who was possessed by a demon.

That's basically how my parents felt when I was a teenager I'm sure

[Poopalew]

That's basically how my parents felt when I was a teenager I'm sure

They were valueless gods as are the windows of many new office buildings.

Natural lighting is helpful to overall morale

[Desolation]

Dog tongue filter ��