Super mundane :care: thread

[maks]

I'm more into david spade types

That's fair

[maks]

omg michael cera I would go to so many hockey games with him and leave my putine all over his face

Poutine is kind of overrated js
So is Canadian bacon
I still love all dressed chips though

[maks]

don't you have ketchup flavored potato chips or is that japan

[maks]

I'm learning so much about canadian culture

Yeah, we have ketchup chips here

[maks]

you can't kill yourself you're this forum's oficial emissary to the great white north that's an important job

I don't think there's anything strong enough in this house to hold my ketchup chip engorged dead body anyway and I dunno how to tie a noose

[Wendy <3]

Either way I'm really depressed and would kill myself if I could but I don't own a gun and it would be such a process to get one and then I'm renting and really like my landlord so I don't want him to clean my brains off the wall or like leave bullet marks on them and I don't take any medication so I can't OD and if I wanted to find some I would have to go outside and meet a drug dealer which would be very hard because I'm really straight edge I guess I could just slice open my wrists and bleed out but again my landlord would probably have to clean it up which is just super rude and I would probably make the house smell terrible as I decomposed because no one would know I was even dead for weeks but I'm a really good cook and my cats love me

This sounds like a stevey post

[Battery Bits]

I thought she was me.... but I don't get to go skiing tomorrow, and I'm not as young or pretty or a fucking top chick for being a firey.

This sounds like a stevey post

I'm not sure what to even say.

[Wendy <3]

I thought she was me.... but I don't get to go skiing tomorrow, and I'm not as young or pretty or a fucking top chick for being a firey.

You're not pretty.

[Wendy <3]

I'm not sure what to even say.

Your life can't be that bad...just read some of lisa's posts about her miserable existence so you can feel good about your life

I don't think that's a thing I want to do. No offense, Lisa.

[Wendy <3]

DO IT

But I only have so few brain cells left

[Wendy <3]

Everyone who has ever posted here will have their life end in tragedy

[maks]

why would you encourage gabi to read lisa posts do you hate gabi

[Wendy <3]

No, i wanna lock her in my basement and protect her from the awful world filled with people like stevey and lisa

[CAG <3]

and cag

[Wendy <3]

No u r good!!!