I've got his plan of attack down, you guys.

Step 1: Sign up to a message board with the sole purpose of being a nuisance.

Step 2: Turn 13.

Step 3: Continue this behavior well into adulthood because killing time is your only option when you're too pussy to go through with killing yourself.

Step 4: Being the ruthless warrior you are, defend your goddamn message board by fearlessly joining Supermensa.org with your guns-a-blazin': Unknowingly pull out the same exact trolling tactics a 17 year old Belgian boy used literally just a few months, prior.

Step 5: Become friends with said Belgian boy.

Step 6: Always remember, if someone complains about the 'new guy' randomly posting pictures of dead cats, YOU'RE WINNING!

*Take a victory breather to pat yourself on the back*

Step 7: Fatality Mode
Accidentally bring back 2 beloved members in the process of showing these juggalo's who's boss.

Step 8: Resort to griping like a bitter divorcee. Repeatedly mention how pathetic this board is but don't forget: Show them how much you REALLY don't care about them by taking enough time out of your own life to rack up a 225 post count within a 2 month period.
P.S: If I was petty, I'd point out the fact that 209 of those posts are from the last week, alone
If I was extra petty, I'd include all of the posts you've made about us on your own board, as well

Step 9: Threaten to do some nerdy ass script hack or whatever that shuts the board down, momentarily.

Step 10: Show EastsideGorilla your dick, finally.