ISSUE: how do i pay a tip back!??!?!?!

[Nuffy]

Finally, one I can answer! I've actually been in this same exact situation before

What you do is go back to the bar during the quiet time, when no one else is there. Discreetly flip the OPEN sign to CLOSED and lock the door if possible. Approach the waitress from behind, grab her around the neck with your dominant arm while covering her mouth with the other. Tell her not to scream or you will snap her neck like a twig. Ask her to if she understands. This is VERY IMPORTANT: do not remove your hand from her mouth until she nods yes. Now, with your dominant arm still around her neck, use the other to pull up her skirt, pull down her panties (if applicable) and enter her forcefully from behind. When you've finished the act throw her to the floor, spit on her, and drop a wad of singles in her lap. She'll never forget her new favorite customer!

Only acceptable solution proposed.

[Poopalew]

Only acceptable solution proposed.

Either he or a representative of a family of the same name signed the national covenant proposed shortly thereafter.