In the cafeteria, Jaihoo waited patiently. He knew Kaileesi would often times be busy with a “friend” (sometimes Mark, sometimes Dave or Brian, sometimes one of the athletic and cool Skippies), and so he would buy her lunch and save her a seat every day. Today she was on time, and the two enjoyed some nice frothing mugs of Kraft Foods G-Plasm Excel. Jaihoo nibbled on his enhanced vegan herb salad with BPA and Estrosil-XR, but Kaileesi had an organic allergy so she ate a McDonald’s Big Mac from the school McDonald’s. Thankfully in 2016, hate sites like fatpeoplehate and coontown are outlawed and illegal, and with no place to convene, hateful bigots simply shrivel up and die. And so Kaileesi was able to enjoy a delicious Big Mac without being judged or ridiculed. In fact she was praised by the school Praise Brigade.

Jaihoo hoped the Praise Brigade might say something nice to him for once, but as usual they pranced off without so much as a glance in his direction. Sighing heavily, he crunched down on his chemical castration salad and thought of new strategies for his favorite video game, DotA 3.