this is another one of those things where I can't tell if you were trying to actually be my friend since gabi's really ugly and actually not that great afterall she didn't become a firelady she just gave it a shot and gave up and if she can look at cag's even worse face and think I'd obsess over that when there's girls like foxe and sophie cox welp then she's an actual mentally retarded person the good news is three hot chicks all hotter than cag or gabi are all definitely into me in real life so even again like all you've done is do me a favor but it's so fucking weird you never did shit when we were friends now that you're mad at me you're doing nothing but help me


I mean you're playing dreamcast games on pc in 2017 and talking to lisa and marco every day (in 2017) I'm running mass effect andromeda maxed and getting hit on by legitimately attractive females in actual real life also you have all the weight I lost and live in a literal shithole that is worse than my van and not only do I want to live in my van which is better than your house I even live in a house that's better than your house just for fun, you shouldn't be being this nice to me but since you are I just want you to know I'll still let you work for me clearly you still like me all I need from you is to stop enjoying talking with lizards and to get to a healthy weight