YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH HER I'M NOT AND THAT SUCKS SO BAD BECAUSE THE YEARS I WAS FRIENDS WITH HER SHE WASN'T A HAIRY ALIEN CULT BITCH AND NOW THAT SHE IS NOW IS WHEN I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER ESPECIALLY NOW THAT SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY HUMOR ANY MORE DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW FUCKING MUCH THIS IS GETTING TO ME SHE'S THE PERFECT GIRL NOW AND I LOST HER TO YOU I WILL KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE IT'S NOT A JOKE AT ALL