These are really odd things to hope for guys.

You should start hoping for normal lives. Maybe a girlfriend? A decent paying job? Enough money to move out of your parents place... you know things like this.

And I eat bison burgers on Monday, bc its Burger night at a bar down the street from my house. Soooo, I dont know, maybe if enough Mondays go by I'll get that heart attack. In the meantime I'm in perfect physical shape.

And eewwww.... seriously... whats going on in your world that you would think of something like that? Projecting maybe? Did your dad force you to eat his semen everyday? Thats terrible. We shouldnt even joke about that.