However, if you’re new to the city, you’re what neo-native New Yorkers call parochial; an NPR slur-word for ‘illiterate mongoloid’ (but only used for white people; if you’re non-white and still entrenched in your backwards culture-of-origin, you’re authentic). Basically you are an uncool rock-eating retard from the mountains and you can’t talk good. Chances are you work with your hands (yuck!) and care about stuff like family. You’re gonna want to shed these redneck crasseries as soon as you get set up in your $2800/month loft.