reminder that rooty only went to visit lisa and spend 30K on her and thus ended up with debra because teknorat trolled him into thinking he was going to fuck lisa first and the first time debra started talking about divorce was when she saw my youtube of pissjugs complaining about rootbeer creeping on her, we are basically the illuminati that pull the strings of every aspect of rooties life from who he loses his virginity to to who he gets divorced by

considering just fully brainwashing him into being the rubynet manchurian candidate and mind controlling him into suicide bombing the supermensa servers