Simon Amstell

[CAG <3]

ya im gonna be really upset about not getting a shout out in some poem when im smashing heinekens at a semi-upscale bar/lounge talkin some bizness with the boys this wkd!

you're at an upscale bar and you choose to drink heineken? they've cucked to the liberal agenda. pls dont give them your money

[juji]

you're at an upscale bar and you choose to drink heineken? they've cucked to the liberal agenda. pls dont give them your money

Sad, you got close mind due to Jon

[Lina Goldberg]

Sad, you got close mind due to Jon

sad you got closed mind due to 1984

[BGD INCARNATE]

you're at an upscale bar and you choose to drink heineken? they've cucked to the liberal agenda. pls dont give them your money

although i probably identify as as a conservative fiscally or whatever (and vote R), i am pretty liberal socially. also liberal cities (that aren't extremely poor) are usually the best in their state. (e.g. Austin and Nashville)

theres no need to have some alt-right culture war. most people i know who are super hardcore right wing and literally hate social liberals are like either over 70 years old OR they are like 35+ and make between 40-70k a year and are super mad at people who get food stamps. they get even more insensed if their peers (or people who make more money than them) don't care about social program because in the scheme of things they're super small in the US. they are probably mad because they live in a suburb that's safe, but extremely shitty and cookie cutter.

also heneiken is best casual beer for hanging out. expensive enough to not look classless (drinking pitchers of bud light or something), but probably the best tasting mainstream beer. amsterdam is a beautiful city as well