Lisas tinder profile

Gday m8s
If you wanna throw a shrimp on tjis barbie, ur shrimp jas to be large or extra large, no small dicks pls
Im a simple girl with a lot of daddy issies(eg i will let you do horrible things to my varoius orphfices)
No swole guys need apply i will just end up throwing you though a shower door aftet i break ur dick
Our first 200 dates will only be online via skype
Must love protons and cat hair because my flat is covered with both
Weed dealers who love trading weed for blow jobs to the front of the line