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    in the US typically they'll put them back, but not in the right place they just throw them in a bag and shove it in there, seriously google it. donny's organs were crammed in like a suitcase 10 minutes before check-out time.
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    Wonder if you'll have any left when it comes time to do that to you
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    he's gonna get home and be like wtf where's my other kidney did I forget to pack it I knew I should have done it the night before but I was too busy doing lots and lots of heroin
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    I'd volunteer to do yours
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    you should have had them save you some of donny's sperm so you could impregnate yourself and murder his baby too like you murdered the other baby that one time
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    I would have never aborted Donny's baby.
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    tell me more about how you called into work and faked being sick because you were 'too depressed' you irresponsible whiney cunt
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    wah I murdered my baby I shouldn't have to work like a normal adult give me free government money!
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    wah my fake internet junkie boyfriend died which I should have seen coming a mile away because he was an enormous junkie
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    you're going to die alone lisa because statistically there's almost a 0% chance you're going to meet anyone damaged enough to love you within 3 thousand miles of your flat that you never leave
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    tell me more about how you called into work and faked being sick because you were 'too depressed' you irresponsible whiney cunt
    I didn't feel like going today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    you're going to die alone lisa because statistically there's almost a 0% chance you're going to meet anyone damaged enough to love you within 3 thousand miles of your flat that you never leave
    Projecting. I date more than you do.
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    yeah well you had important things to do, like make a hundred posts on a forum where you're not wanted. it's ok, that was totally a responsible mature thing to do and you're certainly qualified to be giving others life advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    yeah well you had important things to do, like make a hundred posts on a forum where you're not wanted. it's ok, that was totally a responsible mature thing to do and you're certainly qualified to be giving others life advice.
    Look at yourself
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    Maks has zero self awareness
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    And he doesn't know what things are.

    Cag and I don't like maks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery Bits View Post
    Look at yourself
    Alright, I'm looking, and I see someone who doesn't lie to his employers and shirk his responsibilities simply because he doesn't feel like leaving the house.
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    were you getting at something or was this just a "no, u!" scenario because it doesn't really apply to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    Alright, I'm looking, and I see someone who doesn't lie to his employers and shirk his responsibilities simply because he doesn't feel like leaving the house.
    You've never chicked a sickie? Jesus christ what a fucking tool.
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    nope, and I never murdered a baby either, I'm a responsible adult. have you considered growing the fuck up?
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    You're a liar, a tool, and a shit person.
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    someone stickey this epic meme thread
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    Nah.

    Good thing you're pretty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery Bits View Post
    You're a liar, a tool, and a shit person.
    someone looked past all your problems and gave you a job and you pay them back by lying to them about being sick and blowing off your responsibilities. who's projecting now?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    someone looked past all your problems and gave you a job and you pay them back by lying to them about being sick and blowing off your responsibilities. who's projecting now?
    I never denied chucking a sickie. I'm not a liar like you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Battery Bits View Post
    I never denied chucking a sickie. I'm not a liar like you are.
    so you told your bosses you were depressed and didn't feel like leaving your flat? you didn't say you were sick?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    so you told your bosses you were depressed and didn't feel like leaving your flat? you didn't say you were sick?
    I said I did not feel very good and would not be coming in today. He said, "I hope you feel better soon".
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    so you lied
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    Quote Originally Posted by maks View Post
    so you lied
    Nope. There is no lie there at all
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    there you go rationalizing again
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