Originally Posted by The father of lisa's dead baby
getting drunk in my living room by myself rn tbh, I did start my drinking playing pool in public with other human beings earlier tonight though so it's not so bad (also won like $100 bucks motherfuckers)
dude go to the dog park I've been meeting so much tail at the dog park it's insane I guess girls can tell I legit love my dog and also all dogs and it makes me irresisitable to them
dude go to the dog park I've been meeting so much tail at the dog park it's insane I guess girls can tell I legit love my dog and also all dogs and it makes me irresisitable to them
like I've never really had problems meeting girls since after high school, but lately it's like I have more than I can handle, dude get a dog and go to the dog park and love your dog in front of girls I'm fucking telling you
dude go to the dog park I've been meeting so much tail at the dog park it's insane I guess girls can tell I legit love my dog and also all dogs and it makes me irresisitable to them