Quote Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum View Post
i found rootbeer

Last time I had sex it was a very beautiful lady. I booked an expensive Italian restaurant. She told me she loved Italian food. We ordered red wine and talked mostly about her. I was attentive to what she was saying. A few days later I bought her an iPhone because she said she really liked them. When she felt it was ready to have sex I was really nervous. Long story short she burst out laughing and I felt ashamed and embarrassed.

Anyway I'm at work now. I don't know if I should call her or not!
lol