also this is a true story and not lying, I got permabanned from ebay using my irl name because I bought a bunch of clothes on there and accused all of the sellers of being perverts and whacking off in the jeans I bought/sending me jeans soiled with human feces. got away with it for like the first 8 pairs of designer jeans I bought and got full refunds, still lookin pretty sharp in my expensive ass free jeans a year later