I'm trying to lure you back so you'll talk about star trek. We've covered your stepford wifery to death, you've given up your personality to be an accessory for your husband, jopn insists on it because he's insecure so he alpha males it up as much as a 5'3 90lb nerd can, you'll be divorced and back to your old habits in less than 10 years, etc etc. your life is boring, I'm perfectly happy to let you talk about mine instead.