stevey and marco please start a new FJS or reject haven together, Or better yet FUNNY REJECT JOKES SQUAD HAVEN

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Hello everyone. I hate to rendezvous with you all in such an awkward situation but I may be about to die.

It all started about 6 hours ago right after I smoked weed. I was alone in the car.

At some point I felt a pop in either the lower neck or upper spine right beneath the neck. Or maybe it was my inner right shoulder? Hard to pinpoIsn't because it caught me off guard and I was not expecting. Maybe it was all three. Well, I can sit here debating and dying or I can just say some shit popped out of joint and sent my body into a panic.

6 hours. 6 hours I just spent in unbelievable bodily hell. Having to only move at a fucking sloth pace trying desperately to pinpoint what exactly I needed to do to realign.

Cars outside spending past. Plane engines roaring above me.

At One point I surrendered and gave into death.

What was it like? It was fine. It was just fine. It was death. You'll see it one day too.

I was forced to contort like Emily Rose at yoga glass to try and find a way to push my spine upward despite being stuck in A CAR that would be better off being a TRUCK. I felt many joint cracks and none felt good at all. For entire hours I was frozen. One slight misstep in movement and be met by excruciating pain.

I became cold but could not cover myself. I began to feel my arms chill and then go numb from cold.

At one point I literally carried on believing I was going to lose an arm but live.

If you don't hear from me again, I literally died.

It's possible I'll carry on, but maybe not much longer because I'm fatily flawed. A lifetime of school sports and hard drinking have caught up.

Anyway, while I'm still living I'd like to say thanks for bring hospitable here. I'm glad I have people like Lisa and Lily who literally made me feel good for the last 4 days just by being themselves.

I do enjoy posting here. I like forums.
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I can't wait to get out of this apartment I loved being in my van full size mattress propane heat stove etc

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this is a really good forum!

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Lol how did you do that: there is no ezmanga 4 and I have never used foumotion

You sure went to a a lot of trouble making that up? and I don't have a ez 1 I have a main forum which is not mine don't have a 2, two, and you don't go to 3 any forum I have hahahah!
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I'm not reading or talking to any one about your lies

forum 3 has changed it's name

Lily's Place

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all I need is and I guess I have to point this out, a sane, shaven, dominatrix

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and people from here I think might be irl insane aren't allowed like deso and his whole crew and marks