Dirty harry (kent) your my best 60 year old janitor with mental disabilities friend

[Wendy <3]

7
Girls deface movie theatre bathroom with poop and blood graffiti during "Twilight" release

"Movie theatre. Twilight releases. Separate occasions.

'Team Jacob' written in sh*t in a woman's restroom stall.


Next release? 'Team Edward' written in period blood in a woman's restroom stall."

[Wendy <3]

9
Repeat offender leaves sausages in grocery store's urinals

"When I was 15, I worked at a big grocery store as part of the maintenance team. Being the rookie, I had to clean both male and female bathrooms. Almost every time I went to clean the male bathroom, I would find raw sausages in the urinals. I was a kid, so I don't know why some idiot thought he was so funny leaving those for me to find."