I also speak better English than you.

I'm in better shape than all of you.

I have more sex with far more attractive women than all of you.

My life is far more fulfilling than all of you.

Als0- I'm a fucking Juggalo!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And I grew up super poor, from a third world country, and didnt speak english!

Also- I'm smarter than all of you!

ANNNNNNNNNNND- I'm a JUGGALO!

Fuck- that has to really suck for you guys.