my inflated ego is even worse than Stevey bro ham's

[Cag.]

oh please. you were so strung out on percocets after your surgery, you forgot to feed her for two wholr days

[maks]

in case anyone's wondering, I'm not kidding. Cag's trying to deflect by playing this off as a joke but I'm 100% serious.

[Cag.]

ive seen you in a smoke filled room and that dog in your lap as you have one right after the othrr. you dont actually care about that dog if youd force it to suffer those conditions lmao