an excerpt from the book I'm writing about everything wrong with americans, current working title: American Kampf

american accents can get so whiny you can mistake the word "poem" for "pawn": he sent them a paaawwwm

horrible at doing foreign accents and think obviously fake russian accents in prank calls are real

only people I've encountered online who complain they can't understand "foreign accents"

pronounce "little" as "liddle"

pronounce "winter" as "winner"

pronounce "iran" as "eye-ran"

pronounce "arab" as "ayy-rab"

pronounce "nuclear" as "nucular"

pronounce "vehicle" as "vee-hickle"

pronounce "Qatar" as "Cutter"

pronounce "muslims" as "muhslims" or "mohslems"

pronounce "Craig" as "Creg"

pronounce "Aiden" as "Eyeden"

pronounce "Fraser" as "Frasher"

pronounce "peadophile" as "ped-ophile"

only people who say "mom" instead of "mum"

Normal person
>tomato
>croissant
>coffee
>beer
>broccoli
>lasagne

American
>TUHMAYTUH
>CWA-SEANT
>CAAAAH-FEEEE
>BUIEEAR
>BHRAACALI
>LUZAHN-YUH

Quote Originally Posted by Desolation View Post
ruby sounds cute!
<3 <3 <3 your accent is hot tho