I'm even helping some crazy bitch who's the only other super hyper person besides me but they get sad when they get ignored I'm trying to help them through it and shit I'm such a good fucking person and it turns out I can get ALL the pussy AND the dick wowowowowowowowoowoww I did not know I had this much game holy fucking shit holy SHIT YOU GUYS I'M GNONA GET FUCKING LAID IRL EASIER THAN ANY OF YOU IT TURNS OUT NO WONDER YOU GUYS FUCKING HATE ME SO MUCH LOL FUCK YES HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND