EWOK

CHILL YOUR SHIT

MAKE AN ACCOUNT BE A GIRL

IF YOU'RE A NICE DUDE YOU WILL GET TO JOIN THE GIRLS CLUB WITH ME AND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS WILL GO AWAY OVERNIGHT I MET THE FUCKING COOLEST WOMEN EVER

OR IF YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY SECOND LIFE, FIND A FUCKING COOL DOMME LADY SOMEWHERE THEY ARE FUCKING SO FUCKING HOLY FUCKING AWESOME AS FUCK DUDE