Quote Originally Posted by m0nde View Post
well, here are my accomplishments:
i was kicked out of highschool
so never graduated
my mother kicked me out of the house because she wanted to shack up with her boyfriend
i got on welfare and am on it to this day
i tricked a shut-in into giving me several thousand dollars
i moved into a used van that i bought with that money
i wasted a bunch of it on buying steam games
i wasted a bunch of it on overpriced computer parts so i could become more of a shutin
i fooled myself into belivign i have a life by speaking to other shutins online in a simulated world
i like arguing with others who are leading normal, boring llives, having physical contact with other normal boring people and am so bitter that i get defensive about it expect them to tell me what they've done with their lives
Traits of a Goutmaster