So Donny was a bank robber but he died

[Battery Bits]

you lied to her about going to bed so you could come post here and now you're sending her nasty messages, you're the absolute worst lisa she's a sweet old woman she doesn't deserve this

I did not lie about going to bed and I’m not sending her nasty messages, she keeps going on about ending our friendship which she does periodically and I’m just refusing to enter into an argument with her, she said she was mad because I said “that’s a big cork” which she decided meant “I like big cocks”, I’m hungover and can’t deal with it today