I did not lie about going to bed and I’m not sending her nasty messages, she keeps going on about ending our friendship which she does periodically and I’m just refusing to enter into an argument with her, she said she was mad because I said “that’s a big cork” which she decided meant “I like big cocks”, I’m hungover and can’t deal with it today
you told her you were really tired and had to hang up, then you came and posted here on a forum where no one likes you all night instead of going to bed. I can't imagine bev feels very liked or respected after that.