1. She did not drive her boyfriend on the other side of the planet to drugs
  2. He never robbed a bank
  3. She never murdered her unborn child
  4. She never cybered the guy who everyone has on ignore
  5. She never swindled a yokel from swamptown Michigan
  6. She never did meth
  7. She never put her cat in the freezer
  8. She never quit teaching because she had a nervous breakdown
  9. She was never put on suicide watch in the psych ward after cops showed up at her door after she posted a suicide letter
  10. She never was tricked into driving 2 hrs to thirstily pursue a guy who abused her for months online
  11. She never mind fucked her junkie boyfriend's grandmother into being abused online on a gay nigger dick forum.