Look, as a highly paid internet drum sales expert

[maks]

That's all that's on the purchasing page. If I shrink it any smaller it puts a scrollbar on the bottom. I'll bet it works great on phones and tablets, I fucking live to scroll 3 screens to the right to see a paypal logo that isn't even a link

[maks]

did you think "they deliver superior performance to the drum market" was a good line when you wrote it?

[maks]

Upgrade your snare drum and feel the difference, compared to any other snare drum.

[maks]

This drum is a drum that delivers complexity and awareness beyond any drum which isn't a drum. if you enjoy drumming you should try drumming on this drum. it is the choicest drum and you will choose drum. This drum is superior other drums.