RUBYNET QUESTION TIME

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I have been watching this cat for a friend for like 4 days (I would never own a cat, gay pet for women) but why the fuck do they just sit there and stare at you while you sleep? It is creeping me the fuck out, about to punch this little shit in the face

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

sitting on my chest, 1 inch from my face, breathing their tuna shit breath all over me, about to slam this little fucker into a wall

urinate on it, that will teach it who the boss is

[internutt]

thats the least they do. do cats wipe their ass after shitting? no. they don't. so they shit and then immediately come and nest on your sleeping face

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

patted it on the head and locked it outta my room, gonna get my nights sleep, goodnight rubynet

[internutt]

so your location is definitely on the west coast, most likely on the extreme, maybe even alaska time zone?

[internutt]

anchorage its only 3:19am

[maks]

tell your friend to get a dog