i drank a lot

[juji]

that's kind of risky when your liver is going to work hard

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

if u wanna hear about a drunk fuckup, like a month ago, I got really hammered and bored, so I went out to my pool with a shotgun my brother left here (have shot a glock underwater and it went fine) and shot it into the pool to see how a slug would expand, well the barrel exploded and split open like a banana like in those Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd cartoons and it turns out it is some kind of antique that isn't manufactured anymore and the barrel will cost $750 to replace before he comes back and wants to pick it up in a couple months