Leaked PMs from roflbrothels account:

[Wendy <3]

hey stevey I met a girl at the bar last night and brought her home, no big deal but I'll bet something like that would change your life and you'd make like 200 threads about it

I had a girl talk to me at the post office saturday morning and she asked how my morning was then said "have a good one" as i was leaving

I think she's my girlfriend now since this was the 2nd saturday morning in a row where she made sounds with her mouth directed towards me

yes, when she was 15

I wonder if this was before or after his parents sodomized him with the hairbruish