Kent is it okay if I merge all your spam threads into one big one and put it in the way back machine?

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3 billion human lives ended on August 29, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called it the CTO war. They lived only to face a new nightmare, the war against the Machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Secondlife, sent two steveyos back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the ytmnd comedy forum... The first steveyos was programmed to strike at me, in the year 2006, before the new fags came. It failed. The second was set to strike during the yikers' fags invasion. As before, the Resistance was able to send a lone warrior. A protector for ruby. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first...

we have to turn could to and should to into would to, help me help elezzzark battle in the c t o w a r s