lily please do not call me the enwurd again ive got lisa pushing me in the chest with her shreklike baseball mitts (doesnt even hurt tho), brenda being extremely ignant and raycist towards my eating habits and all kinds of littledicked nohomonohomo bois grabbing my ankles


if you call me the enwurd one more time i will cast a curse on you so bad even your daughters machete-cloven face will go "oh damn oh damn oh damn tht nigguh fucked with the wrong muhfugga""