Kent I am a mere 4 h 14 min (261.3 mi) from Struthers Ohio, and i'm going to drive down there and beat the shit out of you

[Dirty Harry]

kent I am at the best western right now in Struthers, I'm headed down to boardman park in half an hour, if you are not a pussy you will fight me there, if not I will see you at work tomorrow punk

LOL you are not at a best western in Struthers ! We shit here !